Name: _____
~Height: 5"1'
~Weight: none of your business
~Birthday: June 14
~Birthplace: Bristol Hospital
~Current Location: My room.
~School: A high school
~Zodiac Sign: Gemini
~Chinese Zodiac Sign: what?
~Righty or Lefty: Righty
~Haircolor: fake red orrigionally brunette
~Eye color: hazel
~Skin Color: white. not kidding. it gives off it's own glow. i am tooooo white!

-About Me

~What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc): 1 sister, mom.
~Any Pets: Jazmyn, Calie, Cookie,and Legs
~If So What Are They: 3 cats and 1 horse
~Favorite Relative: uncle marc
~Least Favorite Relative: hmmm.. not sure
~What's Your Heritage/Race: german, hungarrian (sp?), and swedish
-Love and Sex (whatttttttt????)

~Sexuality: Straight
~Are You In A Relationship Now: Yes
~If So, With Whom: None of your business
~For How Long: None of your business
~Are You In Love?: Yes I am
~Do You Have A Crush On Anyone: no
~Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: um.. no
~How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: not yetttt. hard to believe, i know.
~Virgin?: Yes
~If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time: HELLO virgin (well said twin)
~Was It Enjoyable?: VIRGIN!
~Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: no clue
~Best Love Quote?: "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ~Edgar Allen Poe

-Your Friends

~Best: Nicole, Jorgette, Twin, and Chris(both S. and H. =} )
~How Many Do You Have?: many
~Love Them All?: Yes
~Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: All.
~Oldest?: Ashley
~Newest?: Adam
~Pen Pal?: N/A

-This Or That

~Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
~Thongs or G-Strings?: Thongs.
~Shorts or Pants?: Pants.
~Shoes or Bare feet?: Converse.
~Books or Movies?: Books.
~Night or Day?: Night
~Dark or Light?: Dark lol
~Mountains or Beach?: Beach
~Snow or Sun?: Sun
~Pepsi or Coke?: Neither. sprite.
~Guys or Girls?: Guys.
~Swim or Surf?: Swim.

-For Or Against

~Gay Marriage?: For
~Abortion?: not sure. depends on the instance.
~Suicide?: sometimes a logical choice.
~War?: AGAINST!
~Clothes In General?: ALWAYS!
~Penises?: What the...? what kinda question is this?

-Favorites

~Color: black orange and blue
~Number?: 13
~Holiday?: Halloween
~Season?: spring/summer.
~Movie?: New Moon, Speak, Nick and Norah's Infinate Playlist
~Book?: House of Night, maximum ride, speak, romeo and juliet
~Magazine?: seventeen and outdoor photographer
~Food?: vege head burger
~Drink?: Sprite
~TV Show?: Scrubs, (comedy show nameee?) IM NOT FAT, IM FLUFFY!
~Song?: I Told You So by Boys Like Girls
~Band?: Owl City
~Computer Game?: Albino Vampire Babies!!!
~Video Game?: ATV offroad fury
~Shirt?: T Shirt
~Pants?: Skinny Jeans
~Actor?: Taylor Lautner OMFG!
~Actress?: I don't have one
~Singer?: Bright Eyes
~Flower?: Black Rose
~Scent?: Germ X
~Animal?: anything small
~Cookie?: Double Fudge

-About Future

~Want To Go To College?: Yes
~What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Photographer, Photo editer, writer
~Want To Get Married?: Yes.
~Want To Have Kids?: Yes
~What Would Their Names Be?: Dmitri, Megen, Tegen, Amaya
~How Many?: 3 or 4
~Where Do You Want To Live?: Australia
~Where Do You Want To Get Married?: Not in a church
~How Do You Want To Die?: Something not too painful

-More Stuff About You

~Piercings?: ears
~Tattoos?: None yet
~Smoke?: never!
~Drink?: no
~Do Drugs?: No.
~Skinny Dip?: nopes.
~Greatest Fear?: spiders
~Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate!!!!!
~Go To Church?: no
~Religion?: atheist
~Scars?: Oh yeah.
~CDs Owned?: who knows?
~Collections?: converse!
~Like To Be Naked?: no not really...
~Ever Eaten Sushi?: yes! i loveeee sushi!
~Eaten a whole packet of Oreos?: not yet
~Been On Stage?: school concerts and techy jobs.
~Danced In The Rain?: lol HECK YEAH!!!
~Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: No
~Weirdest Dream?: I was being chased by a T-rex
~Saddest Dream?: i was six, right after my dad died, and i had this weird dream where it was really foggy. there was this lake with bridges; like a maze. I kept calling out to him but he kept walking into the fog. Then i just couldnt find him anymore. I woke up screaming for my daddy
~Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: not sure
~Think You're Attractive?: not really...
~Shoplifted?: haha no
~Been Caught "Doing Something" sexual?: nopes
~Weirdest Makeout Place?: who the hell knows?
~Like Thunderstorms?: Love them! Ohio ones are amazingggg!!!
~Favorite Shoes?: converse
~Favorite Quote?: "one death is a tragedy. many deaths are a statistic." dont know by who
~Best Advice You've Given?: Try. The worst you can do is fail.
~Worst Advice You've Given?: Put up, or shut the effe up.
~Glad This Is Over?: meh

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MLIA part 5!!! all posts are credited to m y l i f e i s a v e r a g e . c o m none of them are my posts!!! mylifeisaverage.com
only for the purpose of making people happy!!!

Today we had a lockdown drill in school and the room I was in had a door that wouldn't lock. Suddenly someone started pounding on the door. My English teacher creeped over to the closet, pulls out a sword and throws the door open yelling as he does so, only to come face to face with the principal who runs away screaming. Needless to say Ive found the safest room in the school. MLIA.

Today, I bought a king size hershey bar. I opened it, and jokingly yelled out, "I FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET"! Next thing I know I'm on the ground. I was tackled by a 5 year old girl, who asked me if she can come see Willy Wonka with me. MLIA

Today, while blow drying my hair, I noticed that the warning label on my dryer says in bright red print "DO NOT OPERATE WHILE SLEEPING." I am still wondering what people have done to make this necessary. MLIA.

Today I was sitting in my math and my very pregnant math teacher made a joke earlier about if her water broke at school. While she was up at the board, she turned around slowly, grabbed her stomach, and screamed. Everyone was scared because we thought she was really having the baby and then she runs to her computer and yells, "I forgot about my strawberries on Farmville!" New favorite teacher? Indeed. MLIA.

Today I discovered that if you type in googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, you get one page with four different Google browsers, and they all run independently. I have no idea how this is useful in any way but that's not going to stop me from doing it. MLIA

Today I went with my friends to see 2012. As we were leaving, the escalators suddeny shut down and the lights switched off. People started panicking, some girl started screaming and a guy shouted "NOT YET! IT'S ONLY 2009!" Then the lights turned back on, the escalators moved again and we continued on as though nothing had happened. MLIA.

Today, I was walking into Baskin Robbins. As I entered I noticed the sign on the window said, "No pets. But we do allow invisible friends." MLIA

Today, I got a quiz with a true/false question asking about who founded the Netherlands. The teacher made a mistake and put Neverland. I crossed out the name he put and wrote "Peter Pan". I got it right. MLIA

Today, my sister put me on hold during our phone conversation. When she came back on, she asked "are you still there?" I said "No" and she hung up. MLIA

Today, I was at a football game with a friend. The referee made a bad call and the entire section behind us started booing the call. Over the annoyingly loud section behind us, we hear a guy shout "I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a football game. MLIA.

Today, my friend, who always uses perfect spelling and grammar in his text messages texted me. He left out the period at the end of the sentence which is odd for him. I immediately recieved a text with just a period. Then another right after saying, "Sorry my period was late there, stuff happens, you know? Next thing you know you're phone is pregnant." Best. Friend. Ever. MLIA

Today, the same rail-thin girl that sits in front of me in class made yet another comment about how she was so skinny and how I should adopt her eating habits (I'm overweight). I was really embarrassed and just looked down at my papers. Right when she went to sit down her seat collapsed from underneath her. I looked across her table to see my best friend waving a screw driver. MLIA.

Today, I was on my way home from school when I saw one of my teachers on his motorcycle driving home. He had a black leather jacket, black boots, jeans, and a black tinted helmet to go with it. Then he had a rainbow dinosaur backpack. Respect GAINED. MLIA

ENJOYYYYY!!!